Sling it!
For a lot of people going to the gym is a time for solitude, camaraderie, or a combination of them both. All resulting in getting your bodily particles bigger, faster, or more defined. Hell, it might just mean showing up for some of you so your wife will get of your back about all the good food you’ve been eating that’s really bad for you. By the way, she loves you guy. Going to the gym can be an escape, an escape from all the things in your personal world that have been weighing on you. It’s not always an escape from your sense of smell. There’s always that one stinky gym guy. That one stinky gym guy who always shows up and reeks like a strong pungent smell of B.O., piss, or sweaty gym clothes that hasn’t been washed since Arnold Schwarzenegger was Mr. Universe. And this seems to be a growing trend.
Everyone knows this guy. It’s the same guy that walks around the entire gym for no real purpose and somehow finds a way to pass through the most crowded of all places. It’s the same guy you want to hand a bar of soap to while yelling at them over the intercom to take a damn shower and burn those horrific smelling clothes. For me, it’s the guy I really want to punch in the face and ban him from the gym. For life! Why is this trend growing? Is there a new health benefit to working out smelly while everyone else is struggling not to pass out around you? Or is this a tactic used so you can use any machine you need to during the course of your exercise routine?
There are so many rules at the gym these days. They tell you what you can’t wear, that you need to clean up your area, to put away all the stuff you used from where you got it at, and other common rules that are pretty universal across workout centers. Gyms need to add another common universal rule.
If you smell like butt, you get the cut.
Bring it!